Puke…or not to puke?
…you should greatly consider this.
Because:
If you decently throw up into the toilet without making a mess:
Aaaaall is well, no worries. Everybody’s happy (except your belly maybe).
BUT:
If you DON’T decently throw up into the toilet without making a mess – meaning: making a mess by puking not into the toilet but everywhere else:
YOU’VE GOT TO PAY!!!!
Here are the BTP-rates (Beyond-Toilet-Puke):
Trying to puke into the toilet but not quite hitting it: € 10,--
puking on the floor or the wall or the ceiling (anywhere) € 20,--
puking on the floor and the wall/ceiling € 30,--
puking on the floor and the wall and the ceiling € 40,--
puking all over the place (e.g. down the staircase) € 50,--
MEGA-PUKE-PANDEMONIUM (multiple areas): your soul
These rates also count for any other…discharges. (Yuck!)
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